Worm Friend Wet Specimen

You asked, “Would you still love me if I were a worm?”
Now you don’t have to wonder—you can be the worm. Or at least, own one.

This delightful lil’ annelid is preserved for eternity, just like your partner’s patience every time you bring up this hypothetical at 2AM. Whether you’re testing the strength of your relationship or simply want a new squishy friend to keep you company on your desk, this wet specimen says, “I’m weird, you’re weird, let’s stay weird.”